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on July 11, 2022

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I may be relesing some music soon so here's a heads up...

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How to Crush Insects

If you have ever seen my pinterest page you know I LOVE crushed insects! I have a whole board dedicated to sharing pics of them. And the idea of stepping on one of these little bratty creatures may intrigue you. It may ignite a fire in you that can only be put out by making it so big it burns itself out. So, just crush some insects! Here is how to crush insects, to satisfy you. 1. Find an Insect: Locate an insect. Size dosen't really matter but you are going to want to find an insect of a certain build, one that will make a satisfying CHRUNCH! when you crush it. Insects with soft(ish) shells seem to be the most fitting for this. Bellow are some image examples of this... Now, I understand that it sounds APPALING to bite into one of these, but just imigane the texture when you bite into the insect in question? Is it soft and chewy? Hard at first but then chewy? The latter would be best. 2. Prepare: Now, whether you are going to do it with your bare hands (kinda gross ngl) or if y

I’m Engaged

Yesterday, at about 8 AM in the morning, there was a knock on the door. The only person it could be? Corey, my boyfriend and former fiancé. I opened the door and he was wearing a tuxedo. “Get dressed,” he said, “I have a surprise for you”. I was wearing my sleeping outfit (jeans and a sweatshirt that says, “Eat More Children”) and felt underdressed in comparison. But, I got dressed in a vintage 1800s dress that I had updated to look super modern and my 2 foot heels. Now I was 6 feet tall!!!!! He drove me to McDonalds in his Lamborghini. I was a bit confused because McDonald’s is our favorite restrant but we both agreed the breakfast is subpar. He stopped right in front of the doors, got out, and so did I. Then he got down one knee, and said the words I had been waiting for, “Will you marry me, JoJo?” I screamed with joy and vomited with happiness and said, “yea bruh”. Although it would have been less physically painful if he had proposed at my house, I think it’s nice that he did it

Thank Y’all!!!

I have received an pouring of love and support ever since I dropped the furry EPs lead single, I am a furry. I have gotten a lot of DM‘s telling me how great this song is and I agree it is one of the best songs I’ve ever made. I’m planning on dropping more music to streaming services soon because this song was just so successful. I have a whole album that just needs to be approved it will hopefully be released soon and I think y’all will it really love it because it is awesome. Also I’m in the process of recording more traditional rap style album and a hard rock album at the same time, so I have been sort of busy lately. If you’re following me on Pinterest you will note that I have not posted as often because I’ve been busy recording songs for my next album. Y’all will love this next album it is so great it is like the best thing I have ever made I’m thinking I’m gonna drop the hard rock one first I just need to get some guitar riffs recorded they’re gonna be real awesome and stuff.

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